NSFW Fortune Cookies

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

offensive and insulting individually wrapped cookies, premium vanilla flavor

Premium fortune cookies, fresh with a hint of vanilla. Bonus box insert: Up for a Challenge? Objective: Work your fortune message into a conversation at the dinner table (or any social setting) without anyone recognizing it was an actual fortune. How to Play: Pass out 1 (or more) cookies to each guest. Everyone breaks and secretly reads their message. If you can work the fortune into the conversation without anyone calling bull for 1 minute, yell "FORTUNE !" Declare yourself a winner [and your tablemates suckers].

WARNING: Nsfw means not safe for work! WARNING: this warning implies we are giving an actual warning.

WARNING: Do not eat fortune cookies while operating heavy machinery.

WARNING: You may lose your fortune. That would make you unfortunate. Un-fortune-eat.

WARNING: Sexy fortunes can lead to pregnancy.

WARNING: Cookies must be opened to read fortunes without super vision.

WARNING: In case of fire break cookies.

WARNING: We don't care what you think.

WARNING: Randomness.

• Great for parties, gag gift, birthdays, graduation; warning label included in package that the cookies are NSFW
• Made in Seattle, Washington. Made in USA
• Assortment of messages from our list of over 400 fortunes and insults; a couple extra cookies are included just in case one of the delicate cookies break during shipping and handling
• Cookies come in stylish black compostable gift box, box is carefully wrapped in eco-friendly packing material


 Inappropriate Edition (Insulting Adult Content) Gift Box

Price point

5 Cookies $5.00

20 Cookies $ 18.00

50 Cookies $ 40.00

100 Cookies $75.00

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Ingredients

ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, AND FOLIC ACID), SUGAR WATER, EGGS, COCONUT OIL, ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING